all addressed to my 2 year old, as if that needed to be said.
"please don't put your corn in daddy's water cup."
"quit licking the mirror please."
"please don't poke your brother's eyes."
"get your fingers out of the toaster please."
"where did you hide mommy's money?"
"you need to wear pants."
so, i broke down and bought her one of those glorified child leashes, you know the ones that are disguised as monkey backpacks to make us feel less guilty about putting a leash on our kid...
yep, i'm that mom. ugh.
2 comments:
my mom had a leash for craig!
I have an elmo leash. It's the worst when you are in a crowded airport and your kid is rolling on the floor and you are dragging them around by this leash thing trying to pick them up off the floor. classic!
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